A Juicy One
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One day, as I was in the kitchen in my peekaboo teddy, I just had to have
something to satisfy me. I reached down, bending way over to reach the oranges
on the bottom shelf.

Ooh, it looked so big, and round, and firm! I wondered if.. if it could, if it
might.. maybe.. cut in half?

I picked up the carving knife, and gently caressed its cool, sweaty flesh, and
drove the knife into it. The orange squirted its sticky juice all over me!

Suddenly I couldn't resist, I had to have more! I tore at the orange, and
squeezed it, and it's juices poured out in a massive spontaneous rush! I was
covered with stickiness, and I loved it. I grabbed another orange from the
fridge, and a lime, and then an apple. Out of fruit, and desperate, I grabbed
a tang package from the cupboard and carelessly ripped it apart, tasting it's
powdered sweetness as it's contents flew everywhere.

Finally, covered with sweet sticky juices, and totally spent, I collapsed on
the floor in a small puddle of fruit juice. And I knew this would only be the
first of many such experiences.

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by M. Brent - not for commercial use - harmlesslion.com