Boomhauer: Man, it's just an actor, man. I tell ya what you do, danged if you do, you just take them dang ol' George come in there and try to hit that coin return, bang on that thing, use dang ol' Cliff Robertson, tell you what, man, that dang ol' POW camp, bamboo shoots, talkin' 'bout it's me, man. I tell ya what, boy, man, I took Dale to the ol' Bank of Boomhauer, get a hook-up, you get them tube-tops jiggling around every way and what not, and nothin' but dang ol' hair hooter that day, man, four years ago, lookin' like Cokie Roberts, man. Hey, talkin' 'bout the planets align, just like Bobby Unser said like it go BOOM, just like that. Yee-ha, ol' Hank, everybody's friend, richest man in the closet, man, like ol' Ted Nugent said, you can't grill it unless you kill it, talkin' 'bout dang ol' why, why?