Announcer: The competitors are taking their places at the starting line, and the like has blossomed into a literal phenomenon, with something for everypony. And that's the game! PostCruuuuush! Do NOT try this at home! This is the place! And here to introduce the most dangerous stunt we've ever performed, it's your fearless captain, L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-L-Lightning Dust!