Sweetie Drops: I work for a super-secret anti-monster agency in Canterlot, or at least I did until the bugbear went missing from Tartarus a few years back.

Maud Pie: This tells me he's over two thousand years old.

Sweetie Drops: Every last shred of evidence of the organization's existence was destroyed.

Maud Pie: [deadpan]

Sweetie Drops: It was all real.